Yesterday around 3:15pm while my wife bored me to death while watching Dr. Phil…Wait let’s touch on that for one second…Why does she think she gets to monopolise the TV while working and I can’t get a lil TV time with no kids!?!?!  That’s not the point though!  I was watching about bulimic twins when all of the sudden my neck hurts.  I look around the room and Kelly says “have a good nap?”  I say “I didn’t fall asleep!”  She says “really? why were you snoring and you have that spot of drool on you shirt?”  You know what?  She was right…I had gone head down right there on the couch…sitting up…in the middle of the day.  I have become my grandfather Harding Earl Sr. nodding off while  waiting for grandma Flo at the pharmacy at Walmart!

I found after Gokey was here on Friday that he is a really good guy with a dynamic story!!!  He gave me a new appreciation for a show I had given up on after Daughtry got the shaft!  I will be watching for the rest of this season and maybe into next year as well.  Can you think of anyone you have seen in 8 seasons of this show that would make a better Idol then Danny?!?!  I think not.  I may even vote!  j/k!  Let’s not get carried away!  But Go Go Gokey!!!!!!!

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I am doing my own motorcycle ride for Childrens Hospital.  I know, I know Mr. Poopy-potty guy on the radio doing something good for others!?!?! Say it isn’t so! I really am!  But this ride is going to have the “Wes” twist on it!

We are taking off from Milwaukee Harley Davidson at noon on May 30th.  We are gonna take a 3 hour tour (like Gilligans Island) through Holy Hill then end at Tally ho in Erin for the REAL festivities.  You can donate some money to take on me and the Harley’s Angels in volleyball.  There will be a silent auction. AAAAAAAnd a bikini (Be careful…I may be the one washin!) bike wash. All types of bikes welcome!!!  4 wheel drivers meet us at the bar!!!

To sign up go to www.milwaukeeharley.com or call 414-461-4444.  See ya there….It’s 4 the kids come on!!!

We all have our list of 5 celebs that we’d get it on with in a second.  Like I’d snap off Jenny McCarthy, Halle Berry and Alicia Keys.

But have you ever tried to come up with your list of celeb’s you WOULDN’T touch with a 10 foot pole!?

Men were asked to compile a list and here were the top 5:  5- Amy Winehouse 4- Courtney Love 3- Joan Rivers 2- Joy Behar 1- Rosie O’Donell. I have to agree!

One thing I did learn while discussing this on the air though….We could throw out the topic “who is the hottest celebrities in Hollywood” and you wouldn’t call…but throw out the “ugly” topic and you people take our phone circuits down!

It was a sad day.  I had to part ways with my Blackberry…..in a way.  I got a new one, but I had really grown quite comfortable with the old one.  Think of all the stuff we went through together:  My 1st “qwerty” keyboard.  It took me FOREVER to learn how to text with it!  I learned the “joys” of the internet on your phone (dirty sites A-W-E-S-O-M-E!) anytime any place!

And I dropped her in a urinal…and it still worked!

Now I get the joy of trying to learn a brand new phone.  It’s the same phone but they updated SO much on it.  You know half the numbers didn’t transfer…so I get to give the awkward line “who’s this?” “oh sorry!  got a new phone.”  and now I have to re-type all of my swear words so it recognizes them all over again!

Sad day.