I CAN’T TAKE IT! Get me The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie NOW!

Here’s a lil something to tide us over. From the soundtrack to the flick, it’s Christina Perri’s, A Thousand Years.

OMG!

I am! Yeah, Buddy!! Here’s a lil Jersey Shore sneaky peeky!!!

and I’m OK with it!!!

Is this real? Former N’SYNCer, Lance Bass, has put together the latest boy band extravaganza…uhhh….

OK, listen, I’m the biggest boy band crazy out there. But, is this real? The blond with the “Flock of Seagulls” hairdid is a bit much. Thoughts?

AMAZEBALLZ!!!!

I don’t think I took a breath during this entire trailer. CAN NOT WAIT FOR BREAKING DAWN (part 1)!

I realize the BASS in Nicki Minaj’s “Super BASS” does, in fact, look like the same word for the popular gamefish. However, to my knowledge, Nicki is singing about tones of low frequency or range…NOT THIS —->

This season’s Dancing With The Stars” cast isn’t officially announced until tonight.  This is what I’m hearing…

Nancy Grace – TV host and avid “Tot Mom” basher

Kristin Cavallari – MTV reality star. Was engaged to Bears QB, Jay Culter. That didn’t work out.

Ricki Lake – Had a talk show. Recently released a documentary of her giving birth…gross!

Chynna Phillips – I’ll be playing my Wilson Phillips tape on repeat…oh wait, tapes don’t have repeat…anyway “Hold on for one more day…”

Hope Solo – American soccer goalkeeper

Elisabetta Canalis – Not sure what she’s going to claim she’s famous for. We only know her cause she dated George Clooney!

David Arquette – Duh!

Rob Kardashian – ’bout time he did something

Ryan O’Neal – Actor and notoriously bad father

J.R. Martinez – Actor, Motivational Speaker, Soldier

Chaz Bono – Cher and Sonny Bono’s daughter…well, she was their daughter…now she’s their son. You get it!

Ron Artest – Currently plays basketball with the Lakers.