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Jesse Eisenberg and Mark Zuckerberg met for the first time over the weekend on the set of Saturday Night Live, which Jesse was hosting.
When The Social Network (in which Eisenberg plays Mark) first came out, it was widely reported that the Facebook founder was unhappy with his portrayal in the film.
You could go see “Just Go With It” starring Jennifer Aniston & Adam Sandler for FREE! Listen to us this week this week (Jan 31-Feb 4) at 6:30 am to win tickets to our KISS Sneak Peek Thursday, February 10th at the Marcus Majestic.
No.10 Danielle Staub
Danielle can now add AskMen’s Least Desirable Women of 2011 to her resume, right under “former star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” “amateur sex tape maker,” “former junkie,” and “ex-con.” Why did she make our list, you ask? Please see above.
No.9 Holly Madison
What on earth is a Playboy Playmate doing on this list, you ask? Well, instead of handling the engagement of her former beau, Hugh Hefner, to fellow Playmate Crystal Harris with class and dignity, Holly Madison crudely exclaimed to Life & Style, “Basically, I think he could do better.” Ouch, Holly. Everybody knows that the only thing less attractive than a 24-year-old Playmate married to an 84-year-old man is a bitter former Playmate who wishes she was.
No.8 Madonna
Madonna has been out of the news until recently, when Piers Morgan announced that he will ban the Material Girl from ever appearing on his new CNN chat show. Judging by the hour-long show’s already plummeting ratings, Madonna won’t need the added publicity. What alarmed us were the photos of Madge most news outlets used when covering the story, which showed a bee-stung face so altered by Botox (and Lord knows what else) and were such a far cry from the Madonna of old — the queen of forbidden sexuality — that we get misty-eyed just thinking about it. Does anyone have a hot tub time machine?
No.7 Lindsay Lohan
It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan has had her struggles with the white wizard for the majority of her career (or what’s left of it). Fresh from her umpteenth stint in rehab, the former biggest female star on the planet has a long way to go before she re-earns a spot in our hearts — and in our spank banks.
No.6 Heidi Montag
There was a time when Heidi Montag embodied the sun-stroked blond that came to define the West Coast over the years. Then she met something called Spencer, and things went downhill, culminating in a miserable 2010, which saw Montag’s horrific addiction to plastic surgery hit a new low. In an issue of Life & Style, the modern-day Frankenstein revealed a variety of scars from botched surgeries and begged for her old body back. Her sudden self-awareness helped redeem the once-clueless reality star, but it’s still a case of too little too late (or in this case, too much).
No.5 Ke$ha
The success of Lady Gaga proved that the days of pop-stars-as-pinups has officially come to an end. But behind her often grotesque aesthetic lies the promise of high art and impassioned expression. With Ke$ha — who many likened to Gaga when she first broke — it’s simply a case of an A&R department constructing an image that taps into every trope of what might be considered “cool.” Everything from the torn stockings to the teased hair seems fabricated and has Ke$ha looking more like a robot gone haywire instead of a new kind of sex symbol.
No.4 Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus showed promise; she really did. With every major pop star or starlet crumbling around her, Cyrus entered adulthood with a plethora of examples of what not to do. Since turning 18, though, Cyrus’ wardrobe has shrunk tenfold; provocative photos of her were “stolen” and plastered all over the internet; she’s been caught on tape doing drugs and laughing maniacally; and her public persona shows no signs of maturing (and remains as grating as ever). The arrival of a Miley Cyrus sex tape is not a matter of “if” but “when.”
No.3 Khloe Kardashian
If we ran into Khloe Kardashian awash in the dim light of a VIP room, under the influence of multiple shots of Ciroc, we might be tempted to compliment her hairdo and maybe even offer a kiss, as we’d be too drunk to recall her marriage to the behemoth hoopster Lamar Odom. But in the harsh light of day with the cold truth of sobriety in tow — and especially with her next to her two far more alluring sisters, Kim and Kourtney — well, let’s just say she’s not “the pretty one” for a reason.
No.2 Snooki
If there’s one redeeming quality about Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, it’s that she knows who (what?) she is and doesn’t give a damn what you think about it. For those of you who don’t know (and considering Jersey Shore’s massive ratings this season, there’re not many), let us help: She’s a short, stubby, loud-mouth alcoholic who’s garish wardrobe is matched only by her reprehensible taste in men (those of the juiced-up gorilla variety) and by her ability to discuss her own flatulence with the aplomb of a college professor.
No.1 Sarah Palin
We’ll be the first to admit that Sarah Palin can be construed as sexy, especially if you’re into that whole right-wing-extremist-who-loves-to-hunt-and-just-happens-to-look-like-a-porn-star-masquerading-as-a-librarian thing. Unfortunately Palin was given the gift of speech, and every time she opens her mouth to spew anti-Obama rhetoric, she adds at least one beer on the Molson scale (a determinant of how many beers need to be consumed before one beds her).
2011 has proven to be an interesting year so far. Less than one month in so far, but already I found out that the school that I teach at (yes, I teach school during the week, which is why you only hear me on the weekends) is going to be closing after this school year, so next year I’ll have to find a new place to work after this June. So that sucks. On the OTHER hand, my band, Lake Effect, has recently signed with a management company, and we are already booking tons of new shows. I sing and play guitar in the band, and it’s my FAVORITE thing to do!
Kiss continues to dominate, and I’m glad I’ve been able to be a part of this airstaff for almost 4 years now. Can’t believe it’s been that long… Don’t worry though – they still treat me like it’s my first day on the job, so… I won’t get a big head about it. 
Packers are going to the BIG DANCE!!! I’ve been a lifelong Green Bay fan, and am SO glad they’re going, BUT… I’m not particularly a fan of playing specific songs like “like a cheesehead” on the air… Maybe posting it on our website or something would be appropriate, so then it would always be available to you if you WANTED to hear it. I think that would be enough.
No groundbreaking new songs I’m into right now either. To be honest, my band just started playing “Animal” by Neon Trees, so I am back into that one, but other than that, same old same old.
GO PACK GO…
John Stone, a car salesman from the southside of Chicago, is a huge Packers fan and wanted to show how much he loves his team. He wore his Packers tie to work and his boss fired him! He did end up getting a new job!!
Here’s the story…….
Find out more about the story……http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/sports/pro/football&id=7919735
guess ciara and fiddy are over……
#opp! ciara is becoming a little feisty. go head gurl. fiddy didn’t have to call her a b—-, tho.
This weekend The Social Network’s Jesse Eisenberg and Nicki Minaj on Saturday Night live!!!
Joel Sheridan
